I am out in Pepsi. I spyed a little bit with my banakyalers. Some tenagers were just haning around. I don' now why the tenagers were haning around. I saw a goose. It was walking aroudn a tabel. For no reesin.
My mommy is always getting me exited and then saying something to make me unexited. She siad "Alexandra we will bake muffins." Then I got exited so I washed my hands. I went back in the kitchen. Then she siad, "I am gowing to a stor."
Timmy is so crazy if I were him I would bobm the Erth!
Katie thinks she is so cool she wairs neal-polish to school and camp evry day!
Linda is defetly not like a girl. She takes coroty lessons after school. She says she is a boy!!!!
Anna is so anoying if I were her I would hang myself!
These entries are actually from first grade (the only ones I'll ever post- there weren't very many of them). As you can see, I liked writing death threats to other people in my own diary.