Saturday, June 8, 2013

Why Do I Have To Be Such A Virgin?

So Sara, Kelly, Daniella, Julie and Max and I all ate dinner at Sara's house.  Sara brought in what looked like a bottle of champagne and started pouring herself a glass.  I asked my mom's permission to have some.  She said only one sip so I made this huge fuss over it.  I took a sip and it tasted like pear juice but I still thought it was champagne.  Turns out it was pear juice.  Why do I have to be such a virgin?  Never screwed, never smoked, never drank.

Note: My cousins intentionally made me believe the pear juice was champagne to embarrass me.  This will never be forgotten.

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