Tuesday, July 16, 2013

If He Got Me Pregnant, They'd Be Thrilled

And in two days, I’ll be with him again.  Operation GITOLM (Get Isaac To Openly Love Me).  This project will take a lot of smiles, a lot of curves, and a lot of tongue, but I think I can do it.  No, I do not want to have sex.  I just want to make this a passionate relationship.  Oh, and my parents like him.  For pete’s sake, if he got me pregnant, they’d be thrilled (not really).

Note: Okay, by "a lot of tongue" I was referring to making out.  Let's just get that straight.  Also, I wasn't sure how I was hoping to make our relationship more "passionate" other than to get him to tell me he loved me, which was evidently the eighth-grade version of a marriage proposal.

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