Edward Schecter, Ed for short, has bothered me for a long time. He tried sitting on my lap a few days ago and tried sitting on my male friend Zak's lap. But today he HUGGED me for the whole cafeteria to see. It was kinda funny, kinda shocking. Then he asked me if I have a big butt. I don't know cuz I don't know how big a butt needs to be to be a big butt.