About This Blog
This is a collection of all the dumb-ass stuff I've ever said, starting at age eleven. It all started when I went to visit my mom for my brother's high school graduation--I was already living on my own and out of college, but for some reason I felt compelled to read some of my old diaries. When I had written the diaries, I thought I was the wittiest person ever--and honestly, the only reason I kept them instead of burning them was because I was so sure they would later be published as a work of art, detailing a young girl's life in post 9/11 America.
Little did I know, they would be published, but by me, mocking myself.